Today on our Cyber Launch Party Blog, we're celebrating the release of PJ Jones' hysterical parody ROMANCE NOVEL!
PJ Jones began writing Romance Novel in the spring of 2009 when she was seriously ill, thinking that this book would be her last dying legacy for mankind. After you read this book, you will probably wonder if she was trying to seal her fate in hell. Who knows? But PJ Jones has conquered her illness and is much better now. But you probably don't care, as long as this book is funny.
PJ Jones is also an avid reader of real romance novels. So why does she poke fun of them? Consider it comic relief.
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ROMANCE NOVEL - A parody from P.J. Jones
When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn't have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.
Time is running out for Smella's baby, and she must escape the Australian Outback, then face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella's strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.
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WIN - Leave P.J. a question today at her Cyber Launch Party, and your name goes in the hat for a free Starbucks gift card and a free download of ROMANCE NOVEL. That way you can spew coffee on your ereader when you read PJ's new book! Please leave your email address so we can contact you if you are today's winner - Good Luck!