Celebrating A Laugh-Out-Loud Parody From P.J. Jones

Today on our Cyber Launch Party Blog, we're celebrating the release of PJ Jones' hysterical parody ROMANCE NOVEL!

PJ Jones began writing Romance Novel in the spring of 2009 when she was seriously ill, thinking that this book would be her last dying legacy for mankind. After you read this book, you will probably wonder if she was trying to seal her fate in hell. Who knows? But PJ Jones has conquered her illness and is much better now. But you probably don't care, as long as this book is funny.

PJ Jones is also an avid reader of real romance novels. So why does she poke fun of them? Consider it comic relief.

BLOG   ***   FACEBOOK

ROMANCE NOVEL -  A parody from P.J. Jones

Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby's heart transplant. She flies home to her deputy father's ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.

When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn't have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.

Time is running out for Smella's baby, and she must escape the Australian Outback, then face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella's strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.

BUY IN KINDLE   ***   BUY ON NOOK   ***   READ THE EXCERPT

WIN - Leave P.J. a question today at her Cyber Launch Party, and your name goes in the hat for a free Starbucks gift card and a free download of ROMANCE NOVEL. That way you can spew coffee on your ereader when you read PJ's new book!  Please leave your email address so we can contact you if you are today's winner - Good Luck!

Celebrating A. Scott Boddie's First Swishy Pete Collection

Today on our Cyber Launch Party Blog, we're celebrating the release of A. Scott Boddie's short story collection, CONVERSATIONS WITH SWISHY PETE VOLUME I.

A. Scott Boddie is lover of books, movies, and music. He's the author of the books 'Conversations with Swishy Pete Volume 1 and Volume 2, and the forthcoming books 'Esrevinu' and 'Friends Of Dorothy Monologues Act 1'.

Boddie is a graduate of Baker College, holding a BBA and a MBA; however, the business world was no substitute for his love of writing. He resigned from business job and pursued a writing career.

WEBSITE *** BLOG *** FACEBOOK *** TWITTER


CONVERSATIONS WITH SWISHY PETE VOLUME ONE by A. Scott Boddie

The fabulous Swishy Pete lives in upper Manhattan with his brassy, sassy friends, Minnie, Char, and Delicious. You’ll recognize him the minute he opens his mouth. He’s out and proud, overly talkative, and in your face. A typical New Yorker, but as soon as you meet him, you will never forget him.

Conversations with Swishy Pete Volume I gathers together twelve flash fiction “episodes” featuring Swishy Pete and his friends as they dish on life in the Big Apple. Sometimes deep, often humorous, these short stories bring a fresh perspective that redefines GLBT stereotypes.

So, honey, come listen in as Pete tells it like it is.

BUY THE eBOOK *** BUY IN KINDLE *** READ THE EXCERPT

WIN - Leave Scott a question today at his Cyber Launch Party and your name goes in the hat for a yummy gift basket from The Popcorn Factory! 

BTW - for a chance to win a copy of Scott's book, stop by and visit him this week over on our Man on Man Blog!